June 2013
18 posts
So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..
- Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
- Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Yes.
- RDJ: Gimmee.
April 2013
5 posts
March 2013
52 posts
a baby is born 15 minutes late holding starbucks
“it’s a white girl” the doctor says